6 Reasons Why Hot Chicks Fail on Dating Sites

1. February 2011

For those trolling dating websites looking for their perfect match (or at least their perfect weekend hook-up), finding a perfect 10 may seem like a dream come true. In reality, those perfect 10’s have a harder time finding love than the so-so 6’s. Although this may seem counterintuitive, it happens every day, and the following reasons are to blame.

1. SHE’S OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE (OR SO YOU THINK)

One of these things is not like the other.

Most men join dating sites in an effort to reduce rejection. Hunting down women who are far out of their league defeats this purpose.

While real beauty is on the inside, intimidating beauty is on the outside. Most men see a 10 on a dating website and instantly write her off as “unattainable.” In reality, these women have the same quirks and flaws as anyone else. They are just hidden by a rather flawless exterior, meaning the rest of the world would rather not take a chance.

2. SHE’S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO SHE MUST BE A SPAMMER

But why is he wearing a tie?

Let’s face it, nothing is worse than being played for a sucker, and there’s no better Trojan horse on the internet than a totally sexy lady.

Whether it’s your buddies from work playing a trick on you, or some guy from IT ready to hack and destroy your hard drive, the last person you expect to be operating a hot girl’s profile is a hot girl. For this reason, the true-blue hotties are usually avoided like the computer plague and suffer a life of crippling online loneliness.

3. HOT CHICKS ARE PERCIEVED AS “HIGH MAINTENANCE”

You’d better be ready to shop.

Of course, we are speaking in generalities here, and being completely prejudiced when we say this, but in many cases, hot women tend to be ever-so-slightly completely nuts.

Finding a hot girl on a dating site is a little like finding a Cadillac at a used car lot. Sure, it looks great and is every guy’s dream, but if it’s for sale this cheap, there MUST be something wrong with it. Usually, hot girls are single for a reason, and the hotter they are, the more crazy they must be hiding.

4. HER INBOX MUST BE FLOODED WITH MESSAGES FROM OTHER GUYS

Back when love letters used to mean something.

While the first three reasons have addressed why many many stray away from attractive women on dating sites, this reason addresses an opposite truth; thousands of men don’t.

For most average people, the amount of action their dating site receives is minimal and manageable. For super-sexy-hotties, hundreds of gross weirdos respond every day, and sorting through the junk can be a challenging task. Even the nicest guy with completely pure intentions could be misconstrued as yet another freak who is just looking to hook up with a hottie. The more attractive a woman is, the more crowded her inbox probably is.

5. MEN ARE DISTRACTED BY HER GOOD LOOKS

Hotgirlhotgirlhotgirlhotgirl!

Favorite hobbies, movies and television are all great things to bond over when meeting a new person. However, few guys take the time to look at a woman’s favorite things if she has an amazing rack.

While physical attraction is an important part of any relationship, it can only get a couple so far before the need for substance sets in. Many people decide to pursue an online relationship based on looks alone. Even if an attractive girl finds an attractive man, the relationship may not last longer than a few dates before she realizes she never read about his stamp collection or love of musical theatre. Finding out the basics is more important than checking out the curves.

6. HOT GIRLS HAVE IT TOUGHER THAN YOU REALIZE

You should see the culottes she’s wearing.

Perhaps one of the least fair things about being physically attractive is the way the world treats pretty people.

Pretty people were usually always pretty, which means that while everyone else was rocking headgear and coke-bottle-glasses, these select few were getting their every social wish and whim fulfilled by their peers.

For this reason, many pretty people never developed a talent, nurtured an art, or found their personality. The stereotype of the dumb, blonde bombshell exists because it is a rather frequent occurrence. While there are some Miss America types who can yodel, speed-read, and speak 7 languages, the vast number of pretty people are socially underdeveloped, meaning their chances of finding a meaningful relationship is hampered significantly.

Conclusion:

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, individual beauties may have a hard time attracting a worthy beholder. While there is no shortage of weirdos, freaks or geeks willing to throw their hat in the hot-girl ring, quality dudes have a much harder time participating in such a contest.

Though not all hot girls have a hard time finding true love online, many do. If you want to have a shot with a “perfect 10”, leave her a message that shows you read her profile and noticed her interests, and avoid telling her how pretty she is. She’s heard that thousands of times before, so if you want to stand out from the pool of potential suitors, try to make a real connection.

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